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Oh, he just chucked the pig out of a window. Then sucked off a gun while transmitting a demon into a priest. Brilliantly silly telly.
Just tuned in to Apparitions, and it looks like a man possessed by the devil is about to rape a pig. Talk about great telly!
Starting a new audio/music category on Tumble with some vintage Goodiepal: http://is.gd/ba2w
Ooh, the new #Wordpress interface is pretty.
Upgrading Wordpress. Which is a piece of piss, thanks to the WP Automatic Upgrade plugin.
£600k for the whole of Brookside Close? That's like £50k per house. Bargain!
Brookside Close is for sale! I want to buy it, live there, dress up as Jimmy Corkhill, say 'Come 'ed, Cracker!', cry about Little Jimmy, &c.
Finding out whether Minnie is married to Mickey Mouse and investigating the career of C18th vagabond Jack Sheppard. Weird job I have.
@the_croft - homemade pizza? Seen this recipe? http://is.gd/aUDC It's, um, quite detailed.
Finished my Christmas shopping, except for my pesky sister.
Actually, I think I'll turn QS off for a week and see how I get on.
Trying out Launchbar for the first time in 4 years. It's slick. Not sure I can be arsed training myself to use it instead of QS, though.
Tranmere 2 - Leeds 1. Woo!
Obvious really, but I didn't realise you have to reinstall all yr apps after updating and re-jailbreaking the iPhone. Should've made a list.
Hey CCA - the answer to 'where's the plan of the show' shouldn't be 'we'll have more tomorrow'. Useless.
@9600 - by my belly expansion calculations, the unseemly splitting will begin in 2011. (Unless old shirt-based shame prompts excercise!)
@the_croft - it probably won't when it's 25. Today I'm wearing a (hideous, orange) jumper my Nan knitted for my Dad 50 years ago! Thrifty!
Realising that the shirt I'm wearing will be 21 years old next year. #frugal #sentimental
Faintly amusing site that takes the piss out of Thought for the Day: http://is.gd/alhA
In tonight's episode: "Jacob is called to an abortion clinic, where he discovers a pregnant woman who is possessed by unborn demons."
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