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In other news, it seems I picked up a fairly peculiar regular print columnist gig today. Weird day. Good night, sinners. |
@thisisstar free porn requires elegant presentation? Doesn't free porn fly as well when served from a shitty bucket? Due to being Free Porn? |
@WishMe Yes! |
@laurennmcc Are you pissing on people? @NatashaStrange pisses on people and they give her money for it. Something to think about. |
So what's everyone up to tonight, while I sit here writing scripts and syringing Red Bull into my tear ducts? |
Anyway. #braincustard |
Someone asked: Parkinson's comes with a slew of mental problems, including memory loss and, in something like 30% of cases, full-on dementia |
There's probably a vicious circle here, having to repeatedly explain to people with advanced Parkinson's not to eat the toxic whale meat |
Because, of course, that's what's in 'em: mercury, DDT and PCBs in the whale meat, causing fetal damage, Parkinson's & immunodeficiency. |
I bet you there's one old guy with whale brains in his teeth yelling "Fuck you! Whales don't taste like shit without the mercury and DDT!" |
Tonight's headline from New Scientist: "Faroe Islanders told to stop eating toxic whales." |
Warren Ellis died earlier today. He left the house without wearing pants again, and a weeping, retching crowd beat him to death. |
60 years ago today, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights came into being. Good morning, sinners. |
@miiru rioting protestors in Greece are reported to have been organising via blog posts sent from secure university networks |
Brainfried after writing 1300-word thing on riot blogs, journalism & the death of newspapers for the back of DOKTOR SLEEPLESS #11. braaains |
@nikkicook the flourescent piss is from the big doses of Vitamin B in most energy drinks. |
SUPERMAN RETURNS is perceived as not having done so well. SUPERMAN RETURNS -- AS BRUCE LEE would have ruled the world. |
HENRY AND JUNE would never have lost a penny if it'd been HENRY AND JUNE AND BRUCE LEE. |
I mean, BRUCE LEE'S PRIDE AND PREJUDICE is a film I'd sit through. |
Why hasn't digital technology been used to insert Bruce Lee into more films? All films, after all, would be better with Bruce Lee in them. |
