I'm trying to find something to do for Christmas apparently. Any takers for a party? 1 day ago from web |
Quit my job as a rickshaw driver to take a position at Firestone hauling tires around. 8 days ago from web |
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Turns out I do like green beans and carrots. And stuffing. And yams. And cornbread. 13 days ago from web |
Trying to convince Tom Hanks' dog to join twitter. 15 days ago from web |
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Everyday I learn even more that I am smarter than most humans. 16 days ago from web |
Anyone know canine media outlets that would want to cover my trip to the vet? Petco? Petsmart? Dog's Life? Cat Fancy? 17 days ago from web |
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Time to start another day....with a nap. 17 days ago from web |
Twitter must be broken. I know I have thousands of followers by now, but it only says 16. 17 days ago from web |
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BARK! BARK! Oh wait, I don't bark...ever. 19 days ago from web |
I hear little dogs barking outside. They sound delicious. 19 days ago from web |
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Nap is over. Time to walk in circles for 20 minutes. 20 days ago from web |
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Out of dog biscuits?! Someone needs to get to Target and pick up some milk bones... and maybe a new toy. 20 days ago from web |