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I'm trying to find something to do for Christmas apparently. Any takers for a party?
Quit my job as a rickshaw driver to take a position at Firestone hauling tires around.
I'm exhausted.
Turns out I do like green beans and carrots. And stuffing. And yams. And cornbread.
Trying to convince Tom Hanks' dog to join twitter.
Now, someone throw this tire!
Everyday I learn even more that I am smarter than most humans.
Anyone know canine media outlets that would want to cover my trip to the vet? Petco? Petsmart? Dog's Life? Cat Fancy?
This is great for info on burying bones: http://tinyurl.com/5dyg62
Time to start another day....with a nap.
Twitter must be broken. I know I have thousands of followers by now, but it only says 16.
My head is NOT a bongo drum.
nom nom nom nom
BARK! BARK! Oh wait, I don't bark...ever.
I hear little dogs barking outside. They sound delicious.
Zonked
Nap is over. Time to walk in circles for 20 minutes.
Anytime is nap time.
You MUST comment on his photo! Brilliant! Amazing! http://tinyurl.com/6ga5wm
Out of dog biscuits?! Someone needs to get to Target and pick up some milk bones... and maybe a new toy.