 | dzabriskie I haven't wiped with the right since 2005. Who knew slicing the ulnar nerve would alter my ass wiping for the rest of my life. 8:00 AM Dec 4th from web |
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 | bomboloni 2h30" ride, heavy rain/snow in Morningside Heights, bone dry by Wash. Heights. For my Canadian bros. those 2 points are only 3k away. 1:21 PM Oct 29th from TweetDeck |
 | TheCanmanShow Got a Scary Opossum pic? If it's the scariest you could win 2 cool Batman Action Figures. Listen to The Canman Show Episode 3 for more info. 7:14 PM Sep 20th from web |
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 | marissaneave I was about to delete my Twitter when I remembered that this is the only form of social validation in my sorry, sorry life. 6:15 AM Jul 29th from web |
| marissaneave So much can change on a subway trip. It was sunny when I got on, but by the time I got off I gained 15lbs and had a drinking problem. 6:32 AM Jul 18th from txt |
| marissaneave Can you stop favouriting my self-deprecating Tweets? Because I can't tell if you got a laugh or are agreeing with the sentiment. 6:02 PM Jun 20th from web |
