Sure, Black Friday isn't really the biggest shopping day of the year, and it's not really black, but did you know it's also not a Friday?
about 1 hour ago from Tweetsville
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We were going to go to the inauguration, but they convinced me I wouldn't be able to ask Obama to play his ears like a bass guitar :-/
about 19 hours ago from Tweetsville
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My baked fish turned out pretty good. Some guy brought turkey - wtf?
1:31 PM yesterday from web
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It's just not fair - those of you who get tickled by people from France have so much more to work with than the rest of us.
12:03 AM yesterday from web
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One way I knew to leave an old job: it was becoming necessary to make the company name a variable on all our websites.
9:18 AM Nov 26th from Tweetsville
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♪ It's a mighty good litter / All the way / All the way, Lord / From up in Target / It's a mighty good litter / For the cat ♫
9:52 PM Nov 25th from web
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...by which I mean, I told you Dropbox was the cat's lingerie. I already got it pregnant behind school and raised two beautiful kids with it
2:08 PM Nov 25th from web
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I love to say I told you so, and I told you so about Dropbox.
1:59 PM Nov 25th from web
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Can't help imagining Bob Marley running around the mall, pointing to random things and asking "Is this love? Is this love? Is this love?"
1:46 AM Nov 25th from web
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I'm kind of glad they haven't done a comedy about bike cops yet. It means when they finally do it, it'll be a mature, reflective piece.
10:22 AM Nov 24th from Tweetsville
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Ok, 5 more minutes of waiting and I start making jokes about how this bus doesn't provide Frequent Service, it *needs* it. Watch me, TriMet.
10:01 AM Nov 24th from Tweetsville
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The lady at the homepathic counter is giving strict dosage instructions. Awww, so cute, she thinks she's a real pharmacist.
9:48 AM Nov 24th from Tweetsville
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I don't know, guys, the thing is, I *am* a little jealous of the Beverly Hills Chihuahua's lady dog.
9:47 AM Nov 23rd from web
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