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I am 38 years old and just had a couch delivered from IKEA. Something went wrong.
Managed to NOT eat enough turkey yesterday. WTF? 9:45 am isn't too early for a cold turkey sandwich, right?
@jonathancoulton you should AskMetafilter, they know everything and are geeks.
Just had Tempurpedic delivered. If no one hears from me for a few days, please send emergency wake-up help in the form of angels' tears.
@lizconnor: You seriously did not fail your test. I refuse to believe it! Swing by and pick me up so we can hit the Arsenal for BK tonight.
Applied for a job at change.gov....bwhahahahahaha
Yes we can, yes we did, yes we will.
@hodgman: i bought the general public album from musicsmith, based soley on the cover. i hadn't even heard of them, was taken in by the HAIR
Fig. 67, page 372, to be precise.
got my copy of Hodgman's book today - and found out that I GOT A PHOTO CREDIT! Boo-yah, bitches!!
trying to summon the bravery to use the cordless hand saw i just bought.
Installing laminate flooring: weekend project, or path to ritual murder/suicide?
Luna Bar and Diet Pepsi Max for breakfast - oh, wait, what? I'm 38 years old? Oh.
why do the fucking Dems pester you into a coma about volunteering, then ignore multiple emails BEGGING them to give you a gig?
Do ALL vets suck? Seriously.
Realized my problem: I don't possess enough natural smarm.
working really hard on perfecting the Palin Wink.
fighting an almost physical compulsion to buy an iPhone. Fucking TMobile and their cursed cancellation fees (shakes fist in air)
in Monterey CA for a training, day of driving thru weird CA places I've only ever heard of...Santa Cruz exists? Huh.
@elizconnor: could have been me, but a) I don't remember, b) if it was me, I was drunk. You poop in you EYE.