I am 38 years old and just had a couch delivered from IKEA. Something went wrong. 6:42 PM Nov 29th from web |
Managed to NOT eat enough turkey yesterday. WTF? 9:45 am isn't too early for a cold turkey sandwich, right? 9:44 AM Nov 28th from web |
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Just had Tempurpedic delivered. If no one hears from me for a few days, please send emergency wake-up help in the form of angels' tears. 3:13 PM Nov 11th from web |
@lizconnor: You seriously did not fail your test. I refuse to believe it! Swing by and pick me up so we can hit the Arsenal for BK tonight. 3:09 PM Nov 11th from web |
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got my copy of Hodgman's book today - and found out that I GOT A PHOTO CREDIT! Boo-yah, bitches!! 6:52 PM Oct 27th from web |
trying to summon the bravery to use the cordless hand saw i just bought. 2:15 PM Oct 25th from web |
Installing laminate flooring: weekend project, or path to ritual murder/suicide? 4:49 PM Oct 19th from web |
Luna Bar and Diet Pepsi Max for breakfast - oh, wait, what? I'm 38 years old? Oh. 8:23 AM Oct 9th from web |
why do the fucking Dems pester you into a coma about volunteering, then ignore multiple emails BEGGING them to give you a gig? 9:18 AM Oct 8th from web |
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Realized my problem: I don't possess enough natural smarm. 9:56 AM Oct 3rd from web |
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fighting an almost physical compulsion to buy an iPhone. Fucking TMobile and their cursed cancellation fees (shakes fist in air) 4:36 PM Oct 1st from web |
in Monterey CA for a training, day of driving thru weird CA places I've only ever heard of...Santa Cruz exists? Huh. 8:04 PM Sep 19th from web |
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