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rstevens If this copy of Photoshop were any more legal it would be an 18-year-old girl with diplomatic immunity. 4:50 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific

rstevens Rachael Ray's Famous Antipasto Recipe: First, capture and finely chop one Rachael Ray... 2:52 PM Nov 28th from twitterrific

JetBlue @xenijardin no 30% surcharge for furries, but if in costume, they must be able to fit in a pet carrier under the seat! 4:36 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to xenijardin

hotdogsladies For someone who doesn't despise women, I sure own a lot of American Apparel stuff. 9:04 AM Nov 24th from web

tv I am inherently hostile to any business plan built on advertising. 1:48 PM Nov 16th from web

hotdogsladies Yelp is LiveJournal for depressed people with credit cards. 1:42 PM Nov 13th from web

hotdogsladies I'm 41, I know there's cash in my account, and I still worry if my ATM card will work. If you've been poor once, you're kinda poor forever. 6:28 AM Nov 13th from web

mathowie Dear Neighbor: with 100% of precincts now reporting, I think it's safe to say it's time to remove your Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker. 9:28 PM Nov 5th from web

kitchen OH: that's like ordering a sandwich and not finding a hair in it but a whole wig 10:25 AM Nov 4th from txt

tv OH: "I'm dead serious about ZombieCamp." 10:38 AM Oct 26th from web

loresjoberg @anildash Yo mama so fat, polls are weighted 1% Democrat, 1% Republican, and 98% yo mama. 10:54 PM Oct 21st from twitterrific in reply to anildash

FakeSarahPalin Barack Obama is so out of touch. All the energy went out of alternative when cobain died. 6:31 PM Sep 26th from mobile web

modemgirl I'm afraid the commercials for this movie w/meg ryan, debra messing, bette midler and annette bening are going to make me start my period. 10:18 PM Sep 1st from twitterrific

modemgirl OH: No, I don't have a boner. But yes, I do want to fuck that M&M. 5:35 PM Aug 30th from twitterrific

hotdogsladies Apparently, I'm about to install Linux so I can download data about my sleep cycle from a very large watch. When did I become Cory Doctorow? 10:53 AM Aug 28th from web

modemgirl Is that a roll of quarters in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? Surprise! It's quarters because I'm doing laundry. Also, a boner. 6:28 PM Aug 27th from web

modemgirl I didn't do any laundry last night. Because of that, I have been forced to cross dress today. I hope nobody notices my mantyline. 7:27 AM Aug 27th from txt

hotdogsladies Weird how people who insist you "stole" "their" "idea" never remark on how you didn't "steal" their cock-assed lack of execution and style. 11:15 AM Aug 21st from web

dakami OH: what do they judge in a dog show? Oh! A ton of stuff. You should see the swimsuit competition. Its crazy what they have to wax. 9:21 PM Aug 8th from txt

laughingsquid rumor has it that lines are already starting to form for the SXSW 2009 parties 2:55 PM Aug 1st from web

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