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| darthvader I told Ozzle to prepare TIE Fighters for departure & he thought I meant "thai fighters". Now my elite troopers are covered in spicy noodles. 9:08 AM Apr 9th, 2007 from web |
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| princessleia Found an amazing new hair product today - Nerf Spray... Keeps my buns in place for the whole standard 29-hr Alderaan day. 2:29 AM Apr 2nd, 2007 from web |
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| darthvader Just learned that Luke has been hiding from me all these years on my home planet of Tatooine. Yep, you heard right. Got something to say? 6:10 PM Mar 21st, 2007 from web |
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| darthvader Wondering where the Rebel's C-W model starfighters are. Well, then again who'd want to be caught dead flying a "Q-Wing"? 5:10 AM Mar 13th, 2007 from web |
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| darthvader Feeling a bit anxious today. I think I'll find and slaughter a band of Sand People just for old time's sake. That ought to calm the nerves. 7:33 AM Mar 11th, 2007 from web |
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| darthvader Wanted: Backwater drifters to become faceless cogs of the Empire. Enjoying hours in rigid, hot body armor, with little or no pay, a plus. 6:54 PM Feb 27th, 2007 from web |
| darthvader Wondering if that dork son of mine will ever figure out that there is more to life than bullseyeing womp rats in his T-16 back home. 8:13 PM Feb 8th, 2007 from web |
| darthvader Having a meeting tomorrow with Empire engineers about designing new Stormtrooper armor. You know, the kind that stops rocks and primitive arrows. 8:31 PM Feb 7th, 2007 from web |
| darthvader Just returned from a trip to the Outer Rim. I hate making the little, backwater people suffer like that, but you gotta do what you gotta do. 7:29 PM Feb 6th, 2007 from web |
| darthvader The engineers tell me that ray shielding is more than enough to protect that small thermal exhaust port I asked them about. What could go wrong? 7:19 AM Jan 23rd, 2007 from web |
