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Folks, thanks so much for these recommendations. Keep em coming. I will let you know which one(s) I go with, if not all! |
This year, I am asking everyone to donate their holiday gifts to me to a worthy (and likely underfunded charity) instead. Any suggestions? |
@11_11 I could, but does it really matter? I guess being humble is not very godly, I mean GODLY! |
@talking_biscuit I think @satan might be behind it. |
@WilliamsonMark Now that the Boston Red Sox and the White Sox have won, we need at least one team to play the roll of Sisyphus |
To my followers, whatever you do, DO NOT VISIT Bradman TV, they are spammers! |
@timoreilly tim, you're killing me. Here I am telling everyone things are going to be ok and then you send this! |
@ktrammel btw, I don't hold a grudge against those that have a hard time believing. I mean, c'mon, I am pretty enigmatic, no? |
@hannahRR thank you. good luck on your finals. |
@paulb750 I am not defined by evil, it just helps me keep my skills sharp. In the meantime, I am more like a really senior Ops guy. |
@nonpromqueen I am not against doing stupid things just because it feels good. Just don't hurt anybody else and you can do what you want. |
@GaryColeman nice! I remember that one. he is on twitter you know. |
@Gerdanperox as well as all those wonderful statin drugs to help with that cholesterol. |
@RetroHeather I'll be laughing bc I will be the one that caused it! I will make sure to make your exit painless, memorable, & honorable. |
@byhuy Just don't smother her. If she is indeed the right one, she will stay. |
@kahenya I'm God, I can with with whatever I damn-well please! Altho, this swearing makes me sound so mortal. |
@simonebisou not anymore! you should not have brought my attention to the matter. |
@doctorboyfriend what do you expect? there have been no long-term studies of immaculate conception. |
@nietzsche_f rereading "beyond good and evil", will be following-up shortly! |
