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Good kitty. You get a Cheet-O. http://tinyurl.com/6lpt42
@walkersafcfan @johnw37 Thanks! Gary needs to check out BradManTV live soon! I'll try and scope it as soon as I can reach the keyboard :)
Let me get this straight.. the girl from 'Twilight' is a pothead, but if she's not, then I'm not black? Huh. http://www.2snaps.tv/9817238
Now that Fishburne is on CSI, if they make a Matrix 4 then Gary's ready!! http://tinyurl.com/5luwn8
So many people have asked 'Gary, why would you wear such a thing to court?' Honestly, I thought the redneck I hit would be drunk and naked.
Someone's mistaken me for Tupac again. I'm not dead! http://tinyurl.com/5zgchj
Aw yeah! They're playing my song! This is my clubbin' face! http://tinyurl.com/6hlsd2
If you hit a redneck with your truck, it's only a $100 fine. I should do this more often!! http://tinyurl.com/5r3fh4
If my bedtime wasn't at 7 o'clock, I'd watch @bradmantv !!!
Overalls + Cowboy hat + sexxay = Gary Coleman Bada**! http://tinyurl.com/6hu5b2
Despite rumor, I have never spent the night with Michael Jackson in the 80's. It was 1997, and I was homeless.
Gary looks a little different these days. http://tinyurl.com/6hmlgl
@god Gary doesn't mean to correct God or anything, but Shavar played 'Dudley.'
@madlolscientist Oh, Gary's got skill. Gary uses skills he's learned from watching Jason Statham movies to get the best deal.
@geexmac Gary is following BradmanTV now! It IS the most amazing web show I've never heard of!
@god I must confess my sins and say I've not spoken to Shavar Ross since his 'Cousin Oliver' antics got us canceled. Sucka owes me $12.
Always bring Gary to Black Friday sales. I swoop beneath legs and over shoulders like a dwarf Chuck Norris.
Everyone at my house sits at the kiddie table.
Every year, I hide in the roaster to scare whoever is making the turkey. Shannon likes to preheat. Tradition canceled.
Not one of my proudest moments, but I did look pimpin'. http://tinyurl.com/5jp3a