I found out how to reconnect with my old relatives on their terms: I turn Digg articles into e-mail forwards. 1:44 PM Nov 28th from web |
Seems like a lot of trouble for the year's most delicious mealfull of leftovers. 9:28 PM Nov 27th from web |
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Today I'm thankful for my 7000th follower and for my healthy sense of perspective. Oh also for my family. 1:17 PM Nov 27th from web |
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On the upside, the farmers at the diner gave a great rundown on why Obama needs to kill Bush's farm subsidies (they've seen corruption). 12:19 PM Nov 26th from web |
Highlight of visiting home: hearing people bitch about Obama. Tip, guys: the eight years don't go by fast. 7:12 AM Nov 26th from Hahlo |
It's hard to write comedy when you know your actual show won't be as good as an infomercial for Carol Burnett's. 10:58 AM Nov 25th from web |
RIGHT NOW, a Shiba Inu puppy is exaggerating to his literary agent. 10:29 PM Nov 24th from web |
RIGHT NOW, the Wayans brothers are using money earned from "Little Man" to buy a better blowjob than your wife will ever give. 10:27 PM Nov 24th from web |
RIGHT NOW, two Thought Leaders are arguing over the difficulty of the world birthing another Doc Searls. 7 billion people reply, "who?" 10:25 PM Nov 24th from web |
Telling Mom that I don't have a job but I'm talking to an agent about my Twitter book. So, uh, keep up the good work guys. 8:59 PM Nov 24th from web |
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May I never sound the rallying cry of the nitwit: "We need your opinions." 9:54 PM Nov 23rd from web |
Going crazy over this band "TBA." Every time I think I'm gonna see them perform, they get replaced at the last minute. 12:51 PM Nov 23rd from web |
Who's the bigger asshole: The guy who gunned his hot rod at the intersection, or the guy whose car alarm went berserk at the rumble? 12:18 PM Nov 23rd from web |