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4am. Dark. Loud fire alarm. “Press 1234 to silence.” It took me four attempts. Dear keypad designer: you’re a jerk. pic.twitter.com/C14PfBB1Mz
September 12, 2035. Apple releases the new version of iBrain. Two billion people simultaneously start singing U2's latest album.
I’ve discovered something worse than tingling menthol shampoo: unexpected tingling menthol shampoo. Seriously, we need a warning label.
The new iPhone 6 costs £539 in the UK, or £549 if you want it without a U2 album.
Apple added a dodgy U2 album to my iTunes list without asking. “Welcome to iCloud! Remember, we control everything!” pic.twitter.com/j6kJGUhS2i
West: blazing sunset. East: bright orange full moon. I can see both from the middle of my office. Well done universe. pic.twitter.com/cfqYT8TR0m
The pilot's unconscious. You've got to land the plane. Here's how: https://youtu.be/k3R1ajg8dTY (made for @comicrelief's School of YouTube!)
"What Position In Line To The Throne Are You?" is the cheapest @UsVsTh3m gag I've helped with in ages. Blame @edjeff. http://games.usvsth3m.com/what-position-in-line-to-the-throne-are-you/ …
That's part of @comicrelief's School of YouTube, which starts tomorrow. Donate at http://comicrelief.com/tomscott or via the numbers in the video!
New video! How to land a plane in an emergency: https://youtu.be/k3R1ajg8dTY feat @unnamedculprit, @moraghickman, @v_aviation and @mrgordonburns!
Here's my talk from @dConstruct yesterday! It's called "2030: Privacy's dead. What happens next?" https://youtu.be/_kBlH-DQsEg
Whew! Thank you @dconstruct: that was a big stage and a great audience. I should have the talk online tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/K6vTen7SRv
Opened for the Taiwanese ambassador at Westfield! (If you’re near, pop by the Showcase, ask about the laser pointer.) pic.twitter.com/bQd3wv7rTY
Also, the Technical Difficulties crew are meeting up at the end of this month. There's a new series of Citation Needed coming!
If you're in Brighton on 16th September, I'm live on stage with @helenarney, @seb_ly, and @mcneilpamphilon: http://theoldmarket.com/shows/warning-contains-nerdity/ …
Freelance Presenter, Actress and Voiceover Artist - Creative to Corporate. Travel and Gadget Enthusiast! Showreel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XIWtWCdkKo …
Rock Band/Guitar Hero recycler in chiptune band Fakebit Polytechnic - previously: Need To Know, Amiga Power, GLR Breakfast etc
The end of three wonderful days at @emfcamp. Well done everyone who made it happen: it’s been a brilliant festival. pic.twitter.com/gKvsHZr7eL
New video! Ultrasonically vaporized vodka, thanks to @matingslinkys at #emfcamp: http://youtu.be/x5KH4bUt8X8
As day 3 of #emfcamp starts, I’d like to clarify that I’ve not been wearing the same red t-shirt each day. I just have many red t-shirts.
Here's the talk @unnamedculprit and I did about @Emojli today! It includes the phrase "tech-bro douchebags". https://youtu.be/GsyhGHUEt-k
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