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HELP! HELP! I've been pinned here and I can't escape!
Farage going to Scotland to support the No campaign. To clarify, that's the head of UKIP, actively discouraging people from independence
This week, @QuantumPirate and me devised a classification system for science articles http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/sep/10/wild-extrapolation-classification-system-science-media-scepticism … For @guardiansciblog
Parenting seems a lot easier when you genuinely enjoy Peppa Pig
Congratulations @UberFacts! You've solved world hunger - every man, woman and child on this planet gets 30 girl scout cookies every year!
I'm well good at the poems, me
George Galloway wore a hat Above his face which is rather fat He once pretended to be a cat Regardless of this, he's still a twat.
All this coverage of the #indyref, but has nobody thought to ask what several well-off older white men think?
"It's good Alanis, but... none of these things are actually ironic"
"Meh, who's going to care?"
#conversationsthathappenedbeforetheinternet
Someone tried to explain the new stalking laws to me today, but I didn't follow.
"It's a very complex issue. Let's hear what George Galloway has to say about it" is a phrase that can only be said sarcastically. #indyref
Writing a speech for a friends wedding this weekend. They haven't asked me to give one, but I like to be prepared.
Every single time I search 'left right brain' some hilarious fuckwit has posted these 'jokes'. This is why I drink. pic.twitter.com/zE4ekgpekq
"I've not installed Facebook messenger, no" "But what if you get a really important Facebook message?" "I don't know. That's never happened"
Salmond never seems happy, does he? He just looks like someone's let the air out of Eric Pickles.
Is being called a geek or nerd as bad as being called the n-word? A rich white man says yes http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/sep/11/brutal-oppression-nerds-geeks-david-harding-n-word … My @guardiansciblog
I got a new phone, but the screen is bigger than the last one so now it looks like you're all shouting. Tone it down a bit, guys
Sudden surge of new followers makes me wonder what the hell it is I've said now pic.twitter.com/SskOtYa5nh
Last tweet the latest in a series of "lets see how stupid we can make him look" assignments from the @guardian. Bring it on!
"Dean, we want you write about the most offensive terms possible, but we don't want it to BE offensive. Interested?" http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/sep/11/brutal-oppression-nerds-geeks-david-harding-n-word?CMP=twt_gu …
'National treasure' Sir Stephen Bubb. Once blocked by Mensch for anti-Semitism. Lied to thrice in 1 tweet by BoJo. Patronised by Farage. Dodged by Lord Ashcroft
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