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Laura Lark Loves You #6: Personal Best

It’s been a while. Many people have contacted me with the same question: “Doesn’t Laura Lark love me anymore?” To this I‘ve replied: “Laura Lark loves you as much as she ever did!” And I really, really mean it. I’ve had a lot going on here at home. There’s dirt out there that has ground its [...]

Thanks, Bill! You've given the phrase "All Pants Half Off!" the proper spin.

Laura Lark Loves You #5: Nagging Back Pain?

Dear Laura Lark, I’ve noticed that gallery employees give me dirty looks whenever I go into the dark recesses of the back room. What gives? Their attitude is ridiculous, and what is the difference between an art gallery and a tee shirt shop? Signed, Michelle S., Dallas Dear Michelle, When I first read your question, [...]

Laura Lark Loves You #5: Nagging Back Pain?

Laura Lark Loves You #4: Following The Rules

  Dear Laura, I think I’m ready to approach a gallery about showing my work, and maybe even ask them to represent me as an artist. I’ve heard from older artists that it’s sort of like dating. Is that true? And if it is, how do I know if I’m ready to date, and are [...]

You've got competition here--even for the Dud.

Laura Lark Loves You #3: Something About Mary

  Questions? Comments? Opinions? Send them to Laura Lark Loves You: lauralark@glasstire.com (or leave your message below) Mary asks,  If you could describe and suggest a daily routine (things to read, do, act, etc) what would you suggest? Also, what type of resources (advice) would you suggest in trying to figure out how to market [...]

Now, doesn't this look fun? Doesn't it look like these ladies are going to drink Cosmos and get a pedicure? Doesn't it make you wanna file stuff?

Laura Lark Loves You #2: Quake That Thing; California Uber Artists; Where’s a Man to Go?

Questions? Comments? Ideas? Send them to: lauralark@glasstire.com (or leave your message below) Dear Readers, Welcome back to Laura Lark Loves You! Please excuse the lack of an umlaut in the word “uber”–if anyone knows how to do that kind of stuff here, please don’t hesitate to contact me. 1. James Turrell, The Art World’s Original [...]

That's me, a Morganette, obscured a bit by The Captain.

Laura Lark Loves You #1: Hatin’ ‘n Spankin’

Questions? Comments? Ideas? Send them to: lauralark@glasstire.com (or leave your message below) Dear Readers, Thanks for the overwhelming number of responses! In this first post, I will be addressing just two of your submissions. Not to worry, though; no one who goes to the trouble of writing will be ignored. Unless you are Josh Werminger. [...]

Laura Lark Loves You #1: Hatin’ ‘n Spankin’

Laura Lark Loves You: Art Advice Column Debut!

Laura Lark launches her new advice column: Laura Lark Loves You… “Good, good for you and a terrific distraction from that suck-ass job.” “Words so wise you’ll think we dug up Susan Sontag and propped her in front of a computer.”   Dear Glasstire Reader, Are you tired of my same old blogs and reviews [...]

Laura Lark Loves You: Art Advice Column Debut!

Fair Thee Well

The second whoppin’ big art fair has come to a close, and oh! I have so much to say that I doubt, what with today’s average attention span, any one will even make it to the end! As loyal readers know, the Texas Contemporary Art Fair was not my first rodeo. But it was the [...]

Fair Thee Well

The New Art Fairs are Here! We’re Somebody Now!

Big cities with vibrant art scenes have big art fairs, right? Sure. So it stands to reason that Houston, home of lots of great art, should have one as well. In fact, Houston should have two of them. Oh, that’s right! They do! Since I didn’t really pay any attention to the scuffle concerning the [...]

Just wondering if this will clash with my Donald Roller Wilsons at the villa.

Helmut Newton at the MFAH: It’s Pretty…Pretty Vacant

I generally try to be objective and somewhat professional when writing an art review. I probably don’t do a very good job of it, but I try. I decided to write about the show of Helmut Newton’s photographs at the Museum of Fine Arts Houston (White Women/Sleepless Nights/Big Nudes) and I thought that I might [...]

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Sixth Annual Latin Wave: New Films From Latin America

Latin Wave 6, the sixth (obviously) in a series showcasing a number of the most acclaimed films recently released by Latin American filmmakers, returns to the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston on April 28th. This year’s lineup (including, for the first time since Latin Wave 3 in 2008, two films directed by women) features a [...]

Still from Post Mortem

The Laws of Averageness

This month’s (April 2011) Artforum features a book review by Joachim Pissaro and David Carrier on a new collection of essays edited by Alexis L. Boylan entitled Thomas Kinkade: The Artist in the Mall. Included in this volume are essays by various scholars, including Jeffrey Vallance, who curated an exhibition of Kinkade’s work. Many deal [...]

The Road Less Traveled: Remarkably Well-Worn

Performance Issues

When I officially embarked upon YESQUEST 2011 (Where I’d say Yes! to everything), I just didn’t think…well, I just didn’t think. As I’ve spent the last few years in front of the TV (my readers will know this about me already, so I’ll spare you the nearly paralyzing anguish I’ve suffered with the whole Two [...]

Too Bad Basketball Has to Displace a Perfectly Good Spot For a Pole.

What by Whatever Works

A lot of people claim to look at the glass as half-full. What you don’t hear is crowing about the half-empty glass. But with the exception of Larry David and his ilk, who bitch for a living, most people don’t want to hear about a half empty glass. There’s nothing more unpopular than the American [...]

What by Whatever Works

Round 33: The Seventh House at Project Row Houses

  As Edgar Arceneaux and Nery Gabriel Lemus point out, the “Seventh House is…significant in astrology as the house of cooperation and opposition.” With this in mind, they co-curated Project Row House’s Round 33: The Seventh House, a group exhibition subdivided among six row houses for individual artist projects. The seventh house, serving to embody [...]

Round 33: The Seventh House at Project Row Houses

“Kurt Schwitters: Color and Collage” at the Menil Collection

On my first visit to Kurt Schwitters: Color and Collage at the Menil Collection, I overheard a man behind me whispering to his companion. “You know,” he hissed, “this stuff looks like all the collages people were making when I was in undergrad…” I thought, “What an idiot.” I’m sure I wasn’t wrong. The guy [...]

“Kurt Schwitters: Color and Collage” at the Menil Collection

Let’s Talk Trash

  While I lament the lack of legitimate arthouse venues to view offerings from the second annual Houston Cinema Arts Festival, I have to admit that I did enjoy seeing Waste Land (YouTube clip), a documentary made by Lucy Walker. Waste Land won the Audience Award at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival. It follows internationally [...]

Let’s Talk Trash

Little Shops of Horrors

We all want our yearly scare in the season of Halloween. I know I do! Unfortunately, because my social life is, has been, and possibly always will be about as exciting as staring at a cardboard box filled with hair culled from my own brush, I rarely get out on this fun and fabulous holiday. [...]

Little Shops of Horrors

Conrad Bakker at Lora Reynolds

The pursuits of a contemporary artist, particularly one whose work is largely conceptual or not lucrative—often both—is a subject about which the general public has little understanding. Many MFA recipients enter their careers knowing they might never attain fame or fortune. Therefore, a society driven by consumerism likely has little insight into the bigger picture [...]

Conrad Bakker at Lora Reynolds

The Worst Piece of Art I Ever Made: The Best Piece of Art I Never Made

Since 1992, I’ve lived around the corner from a convenience establishment called Al Quick-Stop. It’s owned by Zak El Saadi, a rather handsome Lebanese man of whom I’ve always been awfully fond. Since his brother was shot and killed in a holdup in the store, all the shifts that Zak doesn’t work have been handled [...]

The Worst Piece of Art I Ever Made: The Best Piece of Art I Never Made