Michael Jackson's Creepy Art Collection
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If you have a few minutes, go check out the auction catalogs for Jackson's Neverland Ranch. The King of Pop, in desperate need of cash, is selling off 2,000 of his possessions. What's up for sale is an awesomely horrible glimpse into the world of the man-child who blew his money on jaw droppingly bizarro figurines like this, which even Abe Lincoln seems disturbed by. More examples after the jump.
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Chairman Mao meets the Pied Piper
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Huh?
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The Franklin Mint presents the Michael Jackson Messiah Collection
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Bet your grandparents' porcelain collection didn't have anything as creepy as this.
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If you listen closely, the fawn is playing "Hotel California."
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