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Friday Funnies Audio

Welcome to our newest feature: Stupendous sagas of silliness and stupidity from the archives of the Summary of Mishaps that you can listen to while your hands and eyes are elsewhere occupied. You can access them four ways:

2. I-Tunes--Link to this URL: www.safetycenter.navy.mil/podcasts/nsc.xml.

3. If your cellphone doesn't have the ability to link to a website, dial 1-712-318-9825 from any phone. This site only gives you the latest podcast; you can't search through the archive.

4. Listen to them individually below. The latest episodes are at the top.

Episode 20: "The Worlds Worst Alarm Clock" .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 19: "Not Exactly Swimming The English Channel" .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 18: "Please Come Back When Your Blood Alcohol Level Gets Down Below Flammable" .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 17: "Hey Man, Stop Messing With My Fish" .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 16: "Another Bogus Reason for Not Wearing A Seatbelt" .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 15: "Inflatable Suit" .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 14: "A Routine 'Heave Ho!' Becomes a Spectacular 'Oh No!' " .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 13: "Foon!" .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 12: One Day on the Flight Line .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 11: Almost Testing a Toyota's Flotation Qualities .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 10: Calibrating Your Risk-o-Matic .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 9: The Adventure of the 8,000-Pound Bear Trap .mp3 file | .wav file

Episode 8: Why "Snake Handler" Isn’t an Official Navy Rating .wav file | .mp3 file

Episode 7: Why Cleansers Aren’t in the Condiment Aisle .wav file | .mp3 file

Episode 6: The Bee and the Hatchet .wav file | .mp3 file

Episode 5: A Sailor Spears a Thumbfish .wav file | .mp3 file

Episode 4: From Norfolk to Louisiana and (Almost) Back .wav file | .mp3 file

Episode 3: The All-Time, Absolute Worst Butt Kit Ever Devised .wav file | .mp3 file

Episode 2: The Jeep, the Grass Fire and the Fish .wav file | .mp3 file

Episode 1: Which Way to Catalina? .wav file | .mp3 file

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