I'm beginning to see it on the news too,
I try hard to listen, but I don't have a clue.
I can gather when it's coming, at the end of this year --
As the winter approaches I tremble with fear.
It must be a snowman, an abominable big lug,
But for some reason, though, I hear it's a "bug."

I have no idea, now, how a bug got so scary,
Yes they're creepy but they shouldn't make adults wary.
They've started a countdown, "it's coming" they say
Grownups cower in every country, every day.
Businessmen even, when they're stalked by this giant,
Whimper and promise to be "Wytookie compliant."