This weekend there's no absence of skin, blood, and kid-friendly aliens. The Rock follows a game plan to help two ETs get to their witchy destination. Meanwhile, an ex-coma patient has a little trouble finding the Playboy centerfold of his dreams. Hope he doesn't look for her at the last house on the left--Wes Craven's T&A always packs too much bite.

With a number-one single in My Life Would Suck Without You, Kelly Clarkson also eyes number one for her fourth album. Also fighting for chart position this week are New Found Glory, Chris Cornell, Handsome Furs, and Razorlight.

No matter what system you own, March is war-time. The gleefully over-the-top violence of MadWorld will scratch the itch of mature Wii owners. Resident Evil 5 strays from its survival horror roots toward more action-oriented thrills. And for a polished historical real-time strategy, Empire: Total War wows the PC set.