Coping with Critters

Enlarge Image Image Gallery Raccoons are cute little fellas, but they also are cunning omnivores that can do damage to your garden as well as your poultry flock. DWIGHT KUHN

I am pretty much a country person. Not like on a 40-acre homestead down a dirt road 10 miles from town, but on a half-acre homestead in a community of a few thousand people, adjacent to a national park. Our town and its environs are an interface between paved civilization and the countryside. I built a home here in the early ’70s, and I’ve been reflecting lately on all the critters who’ve shared our homestead with us. I enjoy wildlife as much as the next guy, but like many things, only in moderation.

All around our place, fencing, netting, chicken wire, traps, potions and tools are part and parcel of living on a piece of land on the edge of wilderness. We have to deter critters that want to eat our garden, kill our chickens, nest in the woodpile, burrow into our rafters, eat food in the pantry — you get the idea.

We’ve lived in northern California for 35 years, and we have many of the same animals found across the continent: rats, mice, skunks, raccoons, foxes, possums, bats, ants, termites, gophers, moles, hawks and others. They’re tolerable until they begin to pillage and destroy, and then we have to take action. In this ongoing dance, here are some effective methods for dealing with the invaders.

Rats and Mice

Oh yes! They have been part of the human equation from time immemorial and are survivors par excellence. (If we humans succeed in eliminating life on Earth, there’ll still be rats and cockroaches.) Rodents are immensely clever and adaptable, amazing in their ability to delicately remove food from a trap without springing it. We have chickens, with their feed spread on the ground, so rats relentlessly patrol the chicken coop and yard.

Maybe two or three times a year mice get into the pantry, where they’ll chew open packages of nuts or grains and leave tell-tale pellets.

I use standard traps, never poison; it makes an animal die from internal bleeding — cruel and unusual punishment. I generally have three to five traps set, either on vertical walls or horizontal passages (after a while you figure out their routes).

For rats, I screw the trap down. The key is to tie the bait to the trigger. If you just smear peanut butter on the trap, they’ll outwit you — you need to entice them to push the trigger down. Often, I’ll put peanut butter in a rolled-up piece of plastic, with punched holes so the peanut butter oozes out. Then I tie this to the trap with two twist-ties or a rubber band.

Lately, I’ve been using an almond or a pecan for bait, which are simpler. A friend rubs peanut butter on a small piece of paper towel, and ties that down.

Using these methods, I trap 30 to 40 rats a year. The same technique works for mice, only I don’t screw the traps down. I use a nut tied to the trigger and it works like a charm.

Gophers

My neighbor, a knowledgeable botanist, swears by the Blackhole Rodent Trap, which its manufacturer claims is the No. 1 selling gopher trap in the United States. (Click here for a great pictorial selection of gopher traps.)