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 | alissa Terribly amused that a "[citation needed]" flag exists within the first sentence of the Wikipedia page on Santa Claus. 11:52 AM Dec 13th from web |
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 | seldo Programming is like sex: if you do it while drunk, it feels awesome, but the next morning it's clear that you've made a huge mistake. 7:33 PM Dec 11th from web |
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 | lizkuball I had a dream last night that I was hosting the Golden Globes, with no teleprompter or script, and I totally bombed. Plus, my dress sucked. 10:32 AM Dec 11th from web |
 | warrenellis Why do magazines want to interview ME about steampunk? Is my beard somehow mistily timeless? Do I appear coal-fired? (Shut up at the back.) 10:21 AM Dec 11th from twhirl |
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 | tiamarie Laying in bed, thinking about butterflies birds and babies. And about things I keep stashed in my heart. 11:54 PM Dec 10th from txt |
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| lizkuball Direct quote from my mother: "Is this someone you know through e-mail or someone you *really* know?" 7:15 AM Dec 9th from web |
 | mrskennedy Man to small girl @ Target: "Let's commandeer a ship!" (She grabs a cart.) "Engage forward thrusters!" (She pushes off toward the DVDs.) 11:51 AM Dec 7th from txt |
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