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Only 1:15pm and already this whole fucking year is ruined. |
Every few months I get sucked into a Blazing Saddles vs. Young Frankenstein argument. Everyone knows Young Frankenstein is the better movie. |
Gran Torino SPOILER ALERT: Midi-chlorians. |
I was going to give Gran Torino a 9 until Clint Eastwood started singing the closing number. That upped it to 10. Oh, also... SPOILER ALERT. |
I'm imprinting on Gran Torino. |
My 'happyscore' is 515. 'People who follow this person will perceive them as Pretty Happy'. Can't decide whether I'm thrilled or upset. |
Wait... we're not playing the Cowboys next week? Who is? Someone must be playing the Cowboys. Oh... wow. #gruber #gloat #romo_staycation |
I love New Year's Resolutions. Let me know if you want my suggestion on how you should improve yourself in 2009. |
Dear Twitter, I love you twice as much as I hate most people on here. Now, please just pick a typeface and be done with it. |
Me: Thanks for the framed photo. Mom: Open it, I hid $100 inside! Me: (lie) It's gone! Mom: It's the immigrants! Me: Mom, we're immigrants. |
Have the Storm Chaser guys ever actually seen a tornado? |
Dickens could've shortened 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.' to 'Welcome to Oakland!'
Anyway, I'm home. |
The Commodus Exhibit at the Getty Villa is not what I was hoping it would be. |
@gruber I saved you a seat on the Eagles bandwagon. Might as well hop on early. |
I'm in West LA and I need a good record store. With vinyl. |
Other people come to LA and see hot starlets, I get Drew Carey in a wife-beater eating cottage cheese at a diner counter. |
Can't decide which is sweeter: getting into the playoffs, keeping Dallas out, or knowing @gruber is livid about the whole thing. |
Headed to the Museum of Jurassic Technology in LA. Oddly excited to see my first Microsoft Surface. |
Woke up in Toon Town. Pants soaked in urine, had I been wearing pants. |
Still in Disneyland. Dropped acid 20 minutes ago. See you all tomorrow. |
