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@al3x Do you use the memory foam earbuds, or the soft plastic? My memory foam ones serve me quite well. At times, disturbingly so.
@delbius There are some things you just can't unlearn.
Not sure what it says that I spent a while wondering what Apple product @nelson was referring to in his latest update about a "big mac".
@mutgoff I'm not sure about Greg, but I'm pretty sure pizza is not the way to Alex's heart.
Ok FINE. I'll take my headphones off for this meeting. Y'all are so picky.
In case you were curious, this meeting is terrifying.
@mutgoff Clearly I need to work on my maniacal cackle.
My favorite five words today: "Lets take this discussion offline."
Hey look. It's the-weekend's-almost-over-and-I-haven't-gotten-a-damn-thing-done o'clock. Time flies.
@cw Don't take it personally. I do that to everyone.
Buttons I want for everything in my life: favorite, archive, mute.
@ericwright Some people use them to tag their posts. It's a good for events and such, but generally I think #hastagsaredumb.
Woke up with a head full of ideas. Wishing I had time to act on them before they are all squashed out.
"Do you think you could stay in the right lane so I don't have to run into the street to board the bus?" --Things I shouldn't have to ask.
@pennjillette I for one am happy that people voted for a President they wanted, not against the other guy. Even if I don't like the choice.
After a trip to the beach last night, I can add sand to the list of interesting textures on my floor, next to sawdust and cat hair.
In my pajamas, playing with power tools.
I keep /trying/ to learn to kill with my eyes. Practice makes perfect, right?
Sitting at the back of the class and passing notes with my fellow delinquent, @jeremy.
The saying should really go, "If you don't have anything _worthwhile_ to say..."
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