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Man, I totally do that Jerry Lewis thing where I never remove my wedding ring.
Continuity's such a douche. 10:15 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
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Some see dictionaries and Wikipedia as "cheating." If correct, their victory is more pyrrhic than the Romans' defeat at Heraclea in 280 BC. 8:28 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
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Ha ha ha. You GUYS and your crazy email addiction. See: with Inbox Zero I've learned to...HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING GMAIL IS DOWN FUUUUUCK! 8:09 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
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LazyWeb for Cantonese speakers. How to say:
"This is no longer a Verizon store.
Here a middle-aged man writes his dick jokes."
TIA. 7:25 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
Our mall needs a Happy Holiday Landfill. Run yr credit card and children sing carols as a jolly elf throws random plastic objects on a pile. 6:58 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
At Harvard, you learn about the Garbage Fairies who take care of fancy peoples' trash.
That, or our neighbors are lazy, Ivy League dicks. 6:17 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
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Last Xmas, we took Anna Karenina Railways.
But, everyone seemed so unhappy, plus there were numerous delays due to "track obstructions." 5:52 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
Thing is, USAir's restrooms, cabins, food, and staff all smell like they came from the same Dickens novel. This is called "brand building." 5:44 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
Not worried. If anyone has the competence and smart staff to care for my family during a giant travel meltdown, it'll be USAir.
What now? 5:32 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
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My wife does a staggering amount of loving, patient work raising Eleanor. But I always end up filling the ice trays, so I figure we're even. 4:51 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web |
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And, now Terry Gross tells Lessig people probably can't make $$ with original content on the web.
This will surprise my staff and family. 7:41 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web |