300th tweet coming up, feeling the pressure. Reminds me of Padme & I's first night together. Then again, suit could just be borked. about 12 hours ago from twitterrific |
The bad news is we had to let go of about 8,000 clone troopers today. The good news is it really only counts as 1. 7:49 PM Jan 26th from twitterrific |
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So, if they play the Imperial March when Bush & Cheney leave the White House, do I get royalties? I should get royalties. 7:44 AM Jan 20th from twitterrific |
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Grateful to the in-laws for allowing me and the boys an opportunity to perfect our clay-pot cooking technique. On them. 7:42 PM Jan 12th from twitterrific |
Macworld over. Back to the Imperial grind soon. Looking forward to sleeping in my *own* hyperbolic chamber, hotel's was bantha poo doo. 5:33 PM Jan 9th from twitterrific |
Went by the Delicious Monster booth today and felt a disturbance in the Force. And by Force, I mean my pants. 7:52 PM Jan 6th from twitterrific |
Fett and I did some window shopping around Union Square in the rain. With all the weirdos down there, no one even noticed us. 3:30 PM Jan 5th from twitterrific |
My Macworld hotel reservation got screwed up and now I'm rooming with trooper TK426. Seems okay, but he hasn't said much so far. 7:56 AM Jan 5th from twitterrific |
Flight attendant told me to turn off my "electronic devices". One mind trick later, I'm still breathing. The same can't be said for her. 12:23 PM Jan 4th from twitterrific |
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Had Fett press, fold and pack my capes and Sith briefs for my trip to Macworld. It's good to put him in his place every once in a while. 8:36 PM Jan 2nd from twitterrific |
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You'd think being stuck in Times Square unable to move or pee would be evil enough, but then they go and throw in Kathy Griffin. Jealous. 8:27 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from twitterrific |