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Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. |
Round Numbers are always false.
-- Samuel Johnson |
The revolving star on the back of a cowboy's spurs is called a "rowel." |
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
-- Japanese proverb |
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
"I rely on my personality for birth control." (Liz Winston) |
Newton's Law of Gravitation:
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where
you can find it. Murphy's Law app ... |
An electrical component protected by a fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first
-- Operation General Shefields Corollaries n°2 |
You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me
from your own life. May it all turn out to your happiness.
-- Goethe |
Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS |
Alpha Geek
The most knowledgable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here." |
Proverbs 14:5
A truthful witness does not deceive, but a false witness pours out
lies. |
The first condition of immortality is death.
-- Stanislaw Lec |
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`Islamic' and `un-Islamic' are not the only adjectives. (`And the differences
of your tongues and colours.') |
"Congratulations to 'Benjamin Button' for its 13 oscar nominations. See? Americans do support torture!" -Stephen Colbert (via @monstro) |
Fry: "They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them." |
This fortune is false. |
Customer: "Where is the lower case?" |
"I never require a client to do what I say, but I do require them to at least listen." Blagojevich's now former attorney. |
At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume.
-- Peter G. Alaquon |
