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Ed Finkler
funkatron RT @doctorlinguist as Ted Dziuba famously observed, Tech Crunch is the Special Olympics of web2.0 news.
aimee n.
LILWAYNESWORLD linda ... would you like to ... supersize our relationship *opens up a big mac to reveal a wedding ring*
Anne K. Halsall
annekate Wine-drunk is my new favorite kind of drunk.
Matt Sanford
mzsanford "I took sadistics" - Ruth
dick costolo
dickc The road to hell is paved with cocktails that have the word "The" in their name
Bryan O'Sullivan
bos31337 RT @ferlatte, re Rails: "SELECT * FOR THE FUCKING LOSE, YOU ARROGANT FUCKWITS."
Eric Jensen
ej wondering why @goldman's desk always looks like the aftermath of a bridal shower
Ed Finkler
funkatron Web2.0: where "celebrities" live in apartments just as shitty as yours
Bryan O'Sullivan
bos31337 Rule #1 for evaluating distributed filesystems: It's Almost Certainly Crap.
Aziz
phylhrmnix Apple holds an undisclosed patent on a polished metal alloy that, upon unwrapping, secretly scratches itself when left unattended.
meangrape
meangrape Verdict on the E71...hardware is awesome -- thin, solid, great reception, tolerable keyboard. Software interface is vile -- just die, S60.
Sockamillion
sockington WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THAT LITTERBOX SAND I can't even begin to describe how much work I put in that
Alissa
alissa OH GOD MY PHONE IS CRACKED! Oh wait, no. That's just a cat hair. This happens about three times a week.
Buzz Andersen
buzz "This year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special?" Um, isn't that what you thought *last* Christmas, George Michael?
Decklin Foster
decklin i think what this needs is a good "debugging cymbals" joke.
Daniel Bogan
waferbaby (NB: still gainfully employed)
Ed Finkler
funkatron I want to vote for GitHub in the Crunchies, but that would require me to acknowledge TechCrunch as something other than unadulterated evil
Jacqui Cheng
ejacqui Just called in gay. Was not taken very seriously.
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