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I cannot take requests for tonight - only a couple slots for me (both freebird actually), and it's a book/comedy thing, not a me event.
I got scented trash bags by mistake - much prefer the smell of trash.
Bravo: please stop with the random application of effects to your poor promo guy's voice overs. Now that I've noticed it is driving me nuts.
Another last minute plug: I'm playing a couple of songs at Ben Karlin's book reading/comedy event Thurs PM in NYC. http://tinyurl.com/c34xzv
Least favorite recurring dream returns: it is the beginning of a new year of college, but I already graduated! Both terrifying and boring.
Last minute excitement: I'm playing Shop Vac with Tom Brislin of Spiraling tonight at his solo show at Southpaw in Brooklyn.
Bye bye Portland, I'm sorry to leave you (mostly because it's six in the effing AM). Stay pierced!
Oregon experts: you were right, they were nutria not beavers or ducks. Also? You were wrong, they were delicious.
Whoops, totally publicked a private message. I win.
gh, would be nice to say hi.
Got a 6:30 flight sadly, going to have to sprint even to get a couple hours sleep by the time I get out of there. I'll put you on the ba ...
@jasonfinn Well, I did have to put on VR goggles to see them, and they pay me in Linden dollars.
I think there are beavers in the pond next to my hotel. Or really messed up ducks.
At CDBaby headquarters picking up credit card slips. The nicest company in the world.
@myopicfriend Yes, I was a 'Houn Dog.
Portland requests: go. And let me save some of you the trouble: Freebird!
I should have said "non-jokey requests" you bunch of clowns.
Taking requests for tonight in Seattle.
I stink. I apologize in advance to my van mates @paulandstorm.
If you get a thing a week box with TAW 3 on top, it's because my daughter likes to pack them with the flowers showing.
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