 | schwa My wife accidentally hit & killed a squirrel while driving to store earlier. She really does not appreciate her new nickname of "Killer". 3:56 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
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 | siegel "This should be trivial." == "If you don't implement this RIGHT NOW, you are stupid/lazy/incompetent/hostile (or any combination thereof)." 7:16 AM Nov 29th from twitterrific |
 | ejacqui Anyone notice how Black Friday has morphed from first day of Christmas shopping to "OMFG BUY SHIT FOR MYSELF!!!!" day? 9:14 AM Nov 28th from web |
 | girlinblack Cooked the traditional Thanksgiving dinner of frozen White Castle cheeseburgers and microwaved cranberry sauce. Yum yum :carcrash: 1:39 PM Nov 27th from web |
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 | Jenna2784 Justin is trying to make me eat all 4 fried macaroni balls at the CHEESECAKE Factory, what should I do!? 4:11 PM Nov 21st from txt |
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 | AmyJane Doing school applications for Jonas. I'm an unemployed lawyer and he's a blogger. We look awful on paper. And we're probably worse in person 8:44 PM Nov 14th from web |
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| girlinblack Seriously: Is Tiller fired yet? Why did Morgan Burke give him a victory tour? This is so embarrassing. BTFU? More like GTFO, amirite? 12:36 PM Nov 8th from web |
 | Rachelskirts "I'll be out of the office Tuesday, so remember that Comic Sans is a terrible font." I send the most professional emails ever. 12:34 PM Nov 7th from web |
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