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![Scott Simpson](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081211005723im_/https://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63487780/twitterphoto_normal.jpg) | scottsimpson Proposed names for Beyoncé's big dance move: The Angry Undertaker, The Empire Builder, The Invisible Elliptical Trainer. 10:10 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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![Nick Douglas](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081211005723im_/https://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/57801524/Nick_worried_icon_normal.jpg) | nick PR lady, you invited me to this women's social network, so I'll drop your name when they ask why I'm tagging everyone "ANAL MILF." 12:14 PM Nov 10th from web |