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Erik Price
erikprice Got a six pack of barley wine. First three for playing Ace of Spades over and over on my new bass. Other three for watching a zombie movie.
Andre Torrez
torrez I think someone on this MUNI train doesn't smell.
Justin Williams
justin According to this list, I'm a real asshole: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...
Steven Frank
stevenf A non-deterministic black-hole approval process is a far more serious obstacle towards the production of more complex iPhone apps.
Steven Frank
stevenf 99c apps don't preclude expensive apps any more than Hyundai precludes the existence of Lexus.
teh_real_chock
chockenberry Now that we have LED Football, who's going to build this bad boy: http://tinyurl.com/6fhbvv
Aziz
phylhrmnix Apple holds an undisclosed patent on a polished metal alloy that, upon unwrapping, secretly scratches itself when left unattended.
Ryan Nielsen
ryannielsen "WE HAVE ENDERLE. REPEAT: WE HAVE ENDERLE." god, I love the Macalope. http://bit.ly/QUn9
You Look Nice Today
ylnt As @hotdogsladies notes, we should have asked Karl Van Hœt to copyedit our SQL/UNIX jokes. As we all know, precision is the soul of humor.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies "Um. So. To the @ylnt human who is LEAST INCOMPETENT in Klingon: this LaTeX file contains a detailed list of errors in your `Unix jokes'."
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Huzzah! With my new phone-book, I shall engage a trades-man for the purpose of applying overdue mending to my buggy-whip cabineting!
Steven Frank
stevenf LADY ON THE BUS, I can tell from the position of the squeezy control thing that you are wearing your iPhone earbuds backwards. OCD RAGE
Jacqui Cheng
ejacqui @buzz THIS IS REALLY REAL THIS TIME
Sean Fitzroy
fitzroy Must find out who first used the phrase "friend me up", because I've only got one bullet and I want to make it count.
Andrew Wooster
wooster @chockenberry Should stop giving shit away for free before he bitches too loudly about people charging $1. Pot, meet kettle.
Cris Pearson
atariboy RT (@al3x: Probably the best collection of music from 2008 you'll find all in one place: http://bit.ly/3cTDxv. ...) BAAaaammmm
Jim Ray
jimray Patrick Fitzgerald needs a name that rhymes better in rap songs if he *really* wants to be the next Elliot Ness.
Jamie Montgomerie
th_in_gs Does anyone else find themselves suppressing a scream of "IPOD! It's an /IPOD/ Touch!" every time someone mentions their 'iTouch'?
Sean Fitzroy
fitzroy Cocktail party game: When anyone says "I read in the New York Times" or "I heard on NPR", smack em with a rolled up issue of The New Yorker.
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