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300th tweet coming up, feeling the pressure. Reminds me of Padme & I's first night together. Then again, suit could just be borked. |
The bad news is we had to let go of about 8,000 clone troopers today. The good news is it really only counts as 1. |
Admiral Ozzel tried to correct my spelling once. Once. |
Didn't end up getting royalties from the inauguration, but did get them from Stuart & Colbert. They're now my bitches - http://bit.ly/3k1s |
Totally going to break into this guy's apartment with a can of WD-40 - http://tinyurl.com/2atpp3 |
I'm definitely out of sorts today. The universe seems a bit less evil. Major bummer. |
So, if they play the Imperial March when Bush & Cheney leave the White House, do I get royalties? I should get royalties. |
Pretty sure I just made some chick's night. |
I declare the anniversary of my mom's death to be "Intergalactic Bag A Sand Person Day". |
Totally killed this the other day. Incidentally, the same goes for that kid - http://bit.ly/aBDh |
Grateful to the in-laws for allowing me and the boys an opportunity to perfect our clay-pot cooking technique. On them. |
Macworld over. Back to the Imperial grind soon. Looking forward to sleeping in my *own* hyperbolic chamber, hotel's was bantha poo doo. |
Went by the Delicious Monster booth today and felt a disturbance in the Force. And by Force, I mean my pants. |
Fett and I did some window shopping around Union Square in the rain. With all the weirdos down there, no one even noticed us. |
My Macworld hotel reservation got screwed up and now I'm rooming with trooper TK426. Seems okay, but he hasn't said much so far. |
Flight attendant told me to turn off my "electronic devices". One mind trick later, I'm still breathing. The same can't be said for her. |
@GroovyBrent - Yes. I may be evil, but I'm not stupid. |
Had Fett press, fold and pack my capes and Sith briefs for my trip to Macworld. It's good to put him in his place every once in a while. |
From our vast, Galactic Empire to your pale blue dot, Happy new year. |
You'd think being stuck in Times Square unable to move or pee would be evil enough, but then they go and throw in Kathy Griffin. Jealous. |
