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January 15, 2009, 12:34 pm

‘I Love Enchiladas’

conan o'brien

Monologue | Aired Wednesday night on NBC: Last night, Larry King interviewed President Bush, and Bush told him, “My favorite color is blue and I love enchiladas.” Unfortunately, Bush was answering the question, “What was your greatest achievement as President?”

President Bush has been giving Barack Obama a lot of advice. They’ve had a few meetings and he’s giving Obama advice. Yeah. President Bush has told Barack Obama that his biggest challenge will be an enemy attack. Specifically, Bush told Obama to keep your eye on Hillary.


3 Comments

  1. 1. January 15, 2009 3:37 pm Link

    Man is indestructibe. He can outlast any any confirmation hearing!

    The weather gives All Americans a chance to know what it feels like to be as pure as the driven snow!

    — Gil Stern
  2. 2. January 15, 2009 7:27 pm Link

    All of the jokes and horrendous remarks Bush and Cheney would be very amusing if they weren’t true!

    — momba
  3. 3. January 15, 2009 7:29 pm Link

    All of the jokes and horrendous remarks about Bush and Cheney would be very amusing if they weren’t true!

    — momba

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