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Monologue | Aired Tuesday night on “The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” on CBS: President Bush is giving his farewell address tomorrow night. It’s going to air on the three major TV networks. And NBC. It will be on NBC as well.
Barack Obama starts as president next week. But Iranian protesters took to the streets yesterday and burned posters of him, and I’m thinking, oh, come on! He’s not even in office yet. I don’t think these guys are angry. I think they just like fire. It is winter in Iran. They’re cold.
The website Craigslist is flooded with ads from men looking for dates to the Barack Obama inauguration. I’m thinking, whatever happened to the good old Washington D.C. tradition of getting a hooker?