January 1999 Magazine
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The wife said, "Hocky puck, this time you have gone too far, What have you done with the money that was in the cookie jar?" "Oh my apple dumpling with thick cream, my fountain of joy, I know you'll understand that my amazon needed a new toy."
The wife said, "Explain, you spineless tiptoeing tulip,
The wife said, "You miserable piece of wilted watercress,
The wife said, "Twit, you're a cheat! You mutter in your sleep,
The wife said, "You lie! You messy un-made bed,
The wife said, "Explain, you half cooked clam chowder,
The wife said, "Stupid jerk, I have caught you cheating,
So most honorable judge, here I sit all broken hearted,
It seems I must throw myself upon the mercy of the court,
I now realize that I am fully addicted to the core,
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Winged Wisdom Note: Ken Highfill has owned pet birds for over 13 years and is co-creator of the Birds n Ways, Winged Wisdom and Cockatoo Heaven websites.
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