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| textism Turns out the literal translation of Wagamama goes, ‘don’t wear white underpants the following day’. 10:26 AM Dec 3rd from web |
| beep Dear Basecamp,
If you could manage to hold off pooping yourself until _after_ these comps were posted, that’d be stellar. 12:44 PM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
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| beep Lady, if your kid drops a cookie on the floor next to the café restrooms, you do NOT get to humorously invoke “the five second rule.” 12:33 PM Oct 27th from twitterrific |
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| beep Hand-coding microformats: for when you crave debilitating pain, but can’t locate any sticks to insert directly into your eye. 7:58 AM Oct 8th from twitterrific |
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| drewm Many Americans talk of "your sorry ass" because many Americans have two arses.
And that second arse shows NO REMORSE. 8:18 AM Oct 1st from web |
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