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To the Hare Krishna trying to greet me with "Hello, Brother!" just a little note: I ain't your brother. Go on with your bongo drums.
Sanjay Gupta must have gotten word that I'm gunning for best-known Indian media guy and decided to step up his game. C. Everett Koop my ass.
@kanyewest I am really serious, I think you should reach out to P.M. Dawn. We need them back in our lives, and only you can help.
Our fridge sometimes emits a plaintive whine exactly like the intro to Jeff Buckley's "Lover, You Should've Come Over". This pleases me.
Just realizing, I am speculating about enemies placing curses on me, yet I don't know who my enemies are. Reveal yourselves, secret foes!
I inexplicably have that "lime in the coconut" song stuck in my head, so whichever of my enemies put a curse on me: it worked!
Now I just need a resolution that works as well as last year's did. Of course, my 2008 resolution was "Be Less Forgiving", so that was easy.
Happy birthday to my friends born on January 1 and to everybody who signs up for websites but leaves their birthdate as 1/1 due to laziness.
Does this year's leap second mean we have to count down "5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ... 1 -- Happy New Year!"? Or am I getting that wrong?
I hope someone plays James Brown's "Get Up, Get Into It, Get Involved" at the inauguration. Dunno if any living artist is up to the task.
My wife has amply demonstrated her superiority over me in the realm of baking cookies. This is a battle where everyone wins.
Happy Boxing Day! Have you punched your favorite Canadian yet?(It's tradition!)
It would appear that the young boy zipping up and down the sidewalk shouting "YAHOOO!" is happy with the gift of a new scooter he got today.
something's gone horribly wrong and somehow i have become my own intern.
@jeffjarvis makes for a fun, thoughtful lunch companion. For a couple of guys who are assholes online, we're pretty nice in person!
@knauss If you are clinging to a box of dryer sheets, are they working well or not?
Even as somebody who has no holidays to celebrate in December, I always have to admit there's a wonderful romance to NYC this time of year.
As we landed at JFK, the woman in front of me offered, "Northern California is nice, but there's no sense of urgency. It's nice to be home."
Today's challenge: Articulate the difference in taste between lemons and limes.
Pardon the work-related tweet, but I'm very proud of what the @sixapart team has done with Motion for MT: http://icanhaz.com/motionmt #mt
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