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This is what I do with my free time: "12 Most Entertaining Fetish Photos on Flickr" http://tiny.cc/rbd4Q |
My phone is missing. It's like heaven! Except I can't fly. And there are no zero-calorie fries. And I'm not surrounded by dead people. |
Since the election, I have an almost uncontrollable urge to high-five every black man I pass on the street. |
Man. It's nice to wake up the day after an election and know who was elected. |
We're sick, watching Wonder Pets and sharing a bowl of popcorn. Hank looks up and says, "This is fun." ... Language acquisition rules. |
Decided voting would be more effective than screaming obscenities at Yes on 8 protesters. Voted. |
The little guy had a nightmare at 4 a.m., so I brought him into bed. Now there's a Hot Wheels imprint on my ass. |
The muscles you use to whip your head from side to side when dancing with tequila in hand? I don't use those much. Ow. |
I want to achieve maximum efficiency without getting all worked up about it. I'm aiming at peacefully frantic. Serene rampage. |
Hank refuses to wear any of the three costumes we've offered. Will he grow up to be the guy in the "Halloween Costume" tee? Oh dear. |
Note to all: prosecco-valdobbiadene Villa Sandi, Veneto, Italy NV |
Baby sleeping all warm and pj-wrapped next to me. He's taking deep little-boy breaths, and his limbs are all akimbo. |
Trying first fried pickles and rarebit. My ass is chortling with glee. |
Referred to popular Disney franchise as American Teen Musical. Not feeling concerned. Where are my keys? |
Hello, Orbitz! You are a clusterf&$;k disaster nightmare. Good day to you. I said good day! |
Red eye to Illinois with a toddler. My stamina hurts. |
Have had two friends with landlords who told them to take down their Obama signs. I'm sending them both un-houstrained cats for a few weeks. |
DVR effect: BOO Project Runway! Boooooo. Kenley, I kiss you right on the mouth, you fun, grumpy, darling thing. Good things for you, sister. |
Conferences never fail to make me feel like everyone is working harder than me. I've decided to stop sleeping. |
So strange to look out over a sea of folks at a conference and see almost no laptops. Aww, marketers. You guys are listeners. #CMSummit |
