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	mimismartypants Bridal shower: everyone hee hees when ribbons are cut, because "every broken ribbon means a baby." OMG NO ONE HERE KNOWS HOW BABIES ARE MADE 6:32 AM Nov 19th from web
	joshacagan Headline: "Conflict Makes Congo 'Worst Place to Be A Child'" And holding strong as the second worst place to be a child? Jo-Ann Fabrics. 1:17 PM Nov 11th from web
	cw Sadness is: a voter with hand tremors asking my gay co-worker to help mark her ballot to remove rights of gay couples in FL. He did. 3:38 PM Oct 15th from web
	sacca Who is getting bigger faster? The monster TVs on sale at Best Buy? Or the fine folks buying them? 7:13 PM Sep 27th from twitterrific
	MelissaSummers Jees you sleep til noon and Paul Newman is dead. 9:49 AM Sep 27th from twitterrific
	gshellen I just ate something that I thought was a brownie crumb off of the couch, but I no longer think it was a brownie crumb. 9:08 PM Sep 4th from twitterrific
	sara There is a world of possibilities if you forget about failing. 10:51 PM Aug 14th from txt
	matthewbaldwin @dooce I'm married to eight of them. Utah is the best state ever. 9:48 AM Aug 5th from web in reply to dooce
	matthewbaldwin Seattle: Come for the Seasonal Affect Disorder, stay because your lassitude prevents you from ever moving. 10:56 AM Jun 3rd from web
	matthewbaldwin Wanted to buy antiseptic mouthwash, bought antisemitic mouthwash by mistake. What dope stocked them next to each other? Probably a jew. 12:27 PM May 17th from TwitterFox
	Choire My mom biked 25 miles and is now out dancing with cubans. I pulled 4 weeds & now my back hurts. 7:09 PM May 4th from txt
	mathowie All that bike riding and good food I give you and you repay me with fresh gobs of ear hair? Thanks for nothing, body. 7:58 AM May 2nd from web

Name Maggie Mason
Location San Francisco
Web http://www.mighty...
Bio Author of No One Cares What You Had for Lunch, founder of Mighty Mighty Media.

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