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Southwick @Akula If you can correctly guess which Microsoft updates will help your computer and which ones will hurt it, you may be a lottery winner. 10:57 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to Akula

echuckles Iraqi Shoe Thrower could have just forced Bush to sit through a live performance by Kanye if he *really* wanted to punish him. 7:58 PM Dec 14th from web

jpostman @megfowler Saying you are going to make a viral video is like saying you are going to start writing a bestseller 10:36 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to megfowler

matthewbaldwin Street corner "Mattress Warehouse" sign wavers are the most efficient means of converting methamphetamine into advertising. 4:06 PM Dec 4th from web

chrisbrogan Bloggers: Here's 40 ways to deliver KILLER content: http://tinyurl.com/5vqzu9 (now, it's bed time) 12:15 AM Dec 4th from web

NoHippos @Akula It's cool, she's just jealous of our special connection. In fact, if you favorite me right now, it may push her into madness. 10:25 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to Akula

TweetJeebus @michaelGregoire No, we don't run much on Windows. I'm not a miracle worker, you know. Well ... actually, I am. 6:02 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to michaelGregoire

NoReinsGirl @akula read your tweet about explaining Twitter to your Dad. LMAO. Now I'm following you for the humor factor. Thanks! 10:39 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to Akula

Kalli Windows is pretty much like a business mullet. The back end is still in the eighties. 7:12 AM Nov 9th from twitterrific

smartasshat All she wants to do is dance. That's it. And make romance. But that's it. Dance and make romance. And party. But that's ALL! 8:55 PM Oct 11th from twitterrific

delfie Girl gets dumped in restaurant. Makes a beautiful, dignified departure. Ends up in the cloak room. The lesson: always scan for exit first. 1:32 PM Oct 11th from web

MarinaMartin I always laugh out loud at @Akula's blog. 10:15 AM Sep 7th from web

drylight Windows speech-bubble "Your computer may be at risk". Yes, simply by running Windows. Thanks. 6:42 PM Sep 3rd from web

hotdogsladies Half-ton family of 4 scarfing kettlecorn and screaming at the animals. Swear to God, I saw the bear shake his head. 5:09 PM Aug 10th from twitterrific

hotdogsladies Again: if you force me to fill out a form, I'm an Accounting firm with 1 employee and no income; I ALWAYS pick the first dropdown choice. 9:53 AM Aug 10th from web

hotdogsladies Weird part is that IE is *any* part of the pie. Given the options, who gets up and goes, "Holy shit! I can't WAIT to use Internet Explorer!" 7:25 AM Aug 10th from web

hotdogsladies NBC's Olympics announcers should be sponsored by BitTorrent. 1:01 PM Aug 9th from web

gruber McCain's cheating on his 1st wife isn't relevant because it happened 27 years ago. His service in Vietnam, 40 years ago, remains relevant. 4:40 PM Aug 8th from twitterrific

jimray Michael McDonald at the Chateau St. Michelle Winery? But where will I park my yacht? 1:12 PM Aug 6th from twitterrific

scottsimpson Barry Zito! The shouting man in Section 122, Row 28, Seat 8 has some salient tips regarding your curveball! 8:08 PM Jul 22nd from twitterrific

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