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@alizasherman Ah, the Elvis Way! |
I'm not sure how much coffee you can pour on a problem before the coffee becomes the problem, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna find out. |
@rongillmore Exactly. You had to know Hot Truck Bob to get the full gist of the tweet. |
@hotdogladies Man, how quickly they forget the Fancy Mixed Nuts. |
The guy who ran the hot truck at my college just passed away. I'll bet he's already missed by more people than will ever miss me. |
How can that many people cover one Nat King Cole song and all fall five miles short of nailing it? |
The hot Genius had to leave. Just as well. It's hard enough to focus in this place. |
The problem with giving "Superstition" 5 stars is then you have nowhere to go with "You Haven't Done Nothin'." |
Made a long put-off trip to the P.O. and I feel 10 lbs. lighter. Next time, I'm mailing my spare tire. |
If one more of you walks off with my Pilot V Razor Point EF, I'll start wearing them on a string around my neck. THEN WHO'S THE ASSHOLE?! |
I am one of those dicks who finds @AmyJane the hilarious one of the fambly. But this is a work of sly comic genius: http://xrl.us/merlinry |
Pot roast. It's why Sunday was invented. |
I don't care how old, fat, tired and cynical you are--it's still a thrill to see that first runner pass Mile 8. |
@BeckyMcCray But North Dakota is...in North Dakota. |
My trusty G5 tower is like an alcoholic in her old age. (How much RAM does she use? ALL the RAM.) |
All I really want is a weekend like @sidereal_'s, minus the kids. Unless they're well-behaved and can tell me all the good stuff to watch. |
@seanbonner Whoa! That just completely fucked with my quiescently frozen dessert universe! |
@noirbettie DING DING DING DING DING! We have a winner! |
Why is it that when I wear all black, I look cool, but when I wear all-any-other-color, I look like a popsicle? |
I've gone from thinking there might be flora growing in my hair to hoping it's not fauna. |
