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hotdogsladies Apparently, I also may have started a handful of ambitious new businesses with @mat and @Mike_FTW involving Spanish incorporation. about 16 hours ago from Birdhouse

AmyJane A transcript: Putting up the tree or really bad sex? "Is it in? This hurts! Just fucking do it! Now I'm all sticky! God, I hate you." about 19 hours ago from web

AmyJane Well, it's the day we get the Christmas tree. It's also the day, each year, that we come closest to getting a divorce. about 19 hours ago from web

THE_REAL_SHAQ I am only here to make u smile, so let me c yo grill 1:43 PM Dec 12th from txt

sippey i voted. http://tinyurl.com/6bmseu 12:55 PM Dec 12th from web

bcompton @shortyawards @capnsmackers #business. It seems like I did this already, but someone who probably eats kittens changed it. 12:49 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to shortyawards

zeldman http://shortyawards.com/ I don't mind losing to guykawasaki, but capnsmackers? 2:06 PM Dec 11th from Hahlo

VictoriaMia At first I thought the Shorty Award was just another one of @Mike_FTW 's penis jokes. 10:48 AM Dec 11th from twitterrific

bcompton It would really save me on my taxes if Jesus could come back before fiscal 2008 ends. 6:12 AM Dec 11th from twitterrific

Remiel It might SEEM like Adobe Acrobat updates itself too often, but bear in mind the complexities of displaying PICTURES OF FUCKING PAPER. 10:00 AM Dec 10th from Twuffer

zeldman Your tweet that linked to the exact same tweet on FriendFeed that linked to a two word post by Kottke linking to actual content was awesome. 7:05 AM Dec 9th from Hahlo

MissRFTC VerdElf attempts to hide horrific facial wound: http://tinyurl.com/5t8jag 7:00 PM Dec 8th from web

favrd Yeah yeah. Deal with it. 1:08 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie

thedayhascome -@Mike_FTW I don't like @Mike_FTW's new background. I miss naked Bea Arthur. 12:28 PM Dec 8th from web

thedayhascome Podcasts have ruined me for braille. 11:47 AM Dec 8th from web

SevenMorris When -@Mike_FTW lies a baby cries, a girl tells her secret to the wrong friend, and the Internet suffers a brownout. But do not tell him 11:42 AM Dec 8th from web

tj -@Mike_FTW Is dead. Ssh! Don't tell him, it's a surprise. Haley Joel Osment tells him at the end of the movie. 11:25 AM Dec 8th from twitterrific

bcompton Okay, genius. If "great suffering produces great art," explain to me how my 12 minute emo epic about my broken TiVo quote-unquote sucks? 7:49 PM Dec 7th from web

texburgher All the recent webcock-bashing has me concerned that you guys don't actually have any deals to offer me after all. 5:22 PM Dec 7th from Hahlo

20lb_cat That piece of string has been staring at me all night. What the eff, string? I hate you so much. 5:13 PM Oct 13th from web

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