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Oooh beautiful moon tonight in SF. Is it full? Because that would make sense given my recent bout of crazy, snarky bitch today. 5:18 PM Dec 11th from txt |
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Of all the parties of the year, my White Elephant party is definitely my favorite. All my fave people here debauching galore! 10:13 PM Dec 10th from txt |
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Today's maturity moment: I just screamed 'Boner!' in a meeting, then followed it up by saying "I Just wanted to say 'Boner' in a meeting!" 11:38 AM Dec 10th from web |
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Realized that in all my reminders for others to get their White Elephant gift for tomorrow's party, I've forgotten to find/get one myself. 8:55 PM Dec 9th from web |
Off to my first private pilates lesson since I studied at The Pilates School. This is going to either be the best or worst idea ever. 7:54 AM Dec 9th from txt |
Why is it when I choose to set an alarm (which I hate waking up to) I don't trust it & wake up many times during the night? Seems backwards. 7:15 AM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
Today is my half-birthday. That means I could feasibly justify eating just cake for dinner, right? (Also, who's bringing me cake?) 6:48 PM Dec 8th from txt |
In another example of my maturity, I just mistakenly said "T&A" instead of "T&E" (for Time & Expenses) on a call. If only they offered both. 2:33 PM Dec 8th from web |
Tempted to create a "AubreysIntuition" Twitter acct. So I can direct you to it when I say "I told you so" (while still wishing I was wrong). 8:27 AM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
Also, just noticed that I have exactly 6969 followers. Because I'm the very picture of propriety & maturity, I'm pointing this out to y'all. 10:58 PM Dec 7th from web |
Uploading all the videos from last night's Robert Goulet party. Just remembered we sang "All I want for Christmas...is @kurtsmom". EPIC. 10:56 PM Dec 7th from web |