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Word has it that the only way the Bills could get J.P. Losman to the Rogers Centre was to tell him it was a giant wave pool. |
Somewhat incongruous to think your youngest child is 30, and your most popular rant in college was "Never trust anyone over the age of 30!" |
Watching remixed original first 3 episodes of The Lone Ranger. Ummmmmm, Kemosabe, what you mean "we?" |
@orions55 I don't know why we didn't try that tactic with you. My bad. |
Judge says to my client,"You have the prettiest mugshot I've ever seen,and I've seen a lot of them!"He then proceeds to dismiss the charges. |
@sacca Sounds like it's "loaded!" |
Just passed semi loaded with 22 Ski-Doos. One must have fallen off. |
Sitting in court where I believe I've spotted my first actual "varmint" in more than a decade. |
When the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow[African,I think]is greater than our current wind chill of 22,it's time to look for gloves. |
As a result of my abject failure at New Year's resolutions, have decided to do early December two week resolution to reestabish game. |
@orions55 Like most things,it's not the utility, it's the utilizer. |
@sacca u no mine: "I'm Back in the Saddle Again!" |
I have to confess that intentionally eating 2 pieces of birthday cake after 10 pm can only result in polychromatic Jackson Pollock dreams. |
Seems pretty brazen of my wife to wake me up from a most relaxing REM sleep...in the middle of dinner. |
@sacca Just make certain it's only served with the RIGHT hand! |
Unprecedented gut-wrenching decision: declined a weekend skiing to preserve my reconstructing knee to make ESPN-2 high-lite reel for 8-1-09. |
What is the likelihood that the day after Thanksgiving will be renamed under the new administration? |
First time ever I've been described as having "Dexter like eyes" when carving the turkey. Probably shouldn't have used a reciprocating saw. |
TNT celebrates Xmas with non-stop "The Christmas Story." AMC chooses "The Godfather Trilogy" to remind us of family on Thanksgiving. Really? |
Took a bye on the Turkey Trot. Instead, did a 2 hour bike and run brick. Awaiting eligibility notification for double slice of pie. |
