I hereby commit: Any item shipped to me in styrofoam peanuts (no matter how cool) will be immediately returned to the merchant. 4:44 PM Dec 9th from web |
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Bacon and mulling spices make for the best smelling house on my block. Mmmm. 9:03 AM Dec 9th from web |
Dear Santa, Could you please bring electronic parking meters to San Francisco? Despite being a good boy this year, I am out of quarters. 12:52 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie |
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In my administration, it would be illegal to sell a game console with only one controller in the box. 4:32 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie |
My declaration to the Best Buy rep that I don't care about HD provoked pity, taunting, and a call to his incredulous co-worker. 11:07 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie |
1) That definitely wasn't me walking into the pole while Twittering 2) Concerned my iPhone autocorrected "when" to "hens" 4:36 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
Hear me now and believe me later: the $8 shampoo/hot towel at Supercuts is the best money you will EVER spend. 12:40 PM Dec 6th from web |
Which should be my first stop in SF after weeks on the road?: a) Whole Foods or b) Supercuts 11:08 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
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Took a full 2-3 minutes upon waking to figure out which country/city I am in. Next flight: home. 7:27 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
To be clear, it's my favorite brother Brian's bday. He's @saccasacca and he's giving a hilarious speech punctuated with interpretive dance. 10:27 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie |
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Dear Florida: Blasting every public space with Christmas carols at full volume does not equate, nor inspire, holiday cheer. 9:11 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie |
Working with the George Foreman Grill team on legitimately kickass new tech that brings clean water to the developing world. 3:04 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie |
Asking a Floridian which channel will broadcast the hockey game is like asking George W. Bush for his favorite Firefox extensions. 4:38 PM Dec 4th from web |