 | mathowie I'd like to see a live-action Charlie Brown Christmas special with Malkovich playing a near-suicidal Charlie Brown. And Jack Black as Snoopy about 13 hours ago from web |
 | hodgman Secrets of Twitter revealed: Oblique Scientology reference=eerie silence. Oblique Dune ref=like opening a closet full of moths. Plus favrd. about 15 hours ago from web |
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 | Konatbone I'm making the trek, braving the crowds of 2M+, to watch history in the making . . . what about you?? OBAMA Inaugural 2009!! 7:31 PM Dec 9th from web |
 | dickc Time to reset the Illinois governor sign once again to "This office has been criminal-free for 0 days". 9:36 AM Dec 9th from web |
 | CobraCommander HR organized a Viper Field Day to "improve minion morale." Because nothing makes a soldier feel like a man quite like a three-legged race. 8:51 AM Dec 9th from web |
 | bryce OH from my 8yo: if I get scared on any of the rides I'm going to close my eyes and dream of unicorns laying on rainbows. 4:08 PM Dec 8th from Hahlo |
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 | SaccaSacca Mr. Homeless Man, next time I give you money to help you with the "rectal bleeding," don't force me to shake hands after. Thank you, Purell. 8:05 PM Dec 7th from web |
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 | hotdogsladies You should see me tweaking this PHP code. I'm like a toddler with a fork, trying to improve an electric outlet. 11:18 AM Dec 7th from web |
 | bryanmason Hank is sitting alone on the deck reading. He does not care that it is 55 degrees and that he cannot read. 3:43 PM Dec 6th from web |
 | thekooze Somewhat incongruous to think your youngest child is 30, and your most popular rant in college was "Never trust anyone over the age of 30!" 1:37 PM Dec 6th from txt |
 | joshk Son - I'm gonna be older than u. Me - no, dads are always older than sons. Son - when u r dead I'll be older. Me - what u want for lunch? 8:58 AM Dec 6th from web |
