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Damn you UPS !! I want my Macbook and Intel SSD !! |
@coda sorry i don't mean to say you're being unmoved. I'm just a bit angry with myself for caring and doing nothing. |
@coda The protesters are easy to ridicule, and they deserve it. But being unmoved in the face of violence is nothing to be proud of. |
@buzz or how they have like two half-dice of jicama. |
I am a prisoner of UPS. Remind me never to ship anything to my apartment. |
I have such stubby thumbs. I need to find a plastic surgeon to get these suckers removed. Whoneedstohitthespacebaranyway. |
"She texted me this morning, but only in a perfunctory sort of way" |
Slow down driver! If this train exceeds the 8mph speed limit, it might tear a hole in the space-time continuum. |
Welcome to MUNI. How can we make your day suck better? |
The real 'Dread Hipster Roberts' has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Orange County. |
I am having a good hair day! Everyone please stand back, don't disturb any of my tousles. |
@_evan also, I know a great priest named Gedde Watanabe. |
@_evan Congratulations! If you invite me to the wedding I'll serenade the couple with an a cappella version of "Dream Weaver". |
@Mashusha yeah! |
Wait, there's been some sort of mistake. TODAY is Dec. 31st. We have to do this whole thing over again. |
Drowning my sorrows in a cup of coffee. |
I am the "Supreme Eater" of the fried rice cult. |
A ridiculous and fun party with @jack, 25 bottles of champagne, another party, another party, Thai food, what's next? |
Two full exercise routines today: Mysore and Spinning. F*ck I'm tired. |
