There are some men whose only function in life is to act as intermediaties; one crosses them as if they were bridges, and leaves them behind 5:23 PM Dec 12th from Twitfire |
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I wonder how to tell if an epiphany is brilliant, insane, or banal. Everything seems like a great idea in the shower. 11:26 AM Dec 10th from web |
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I wish I could pay for laundry with my phone instead of quarters. And the machine should text me when it's done. 9:33 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie |
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Do you ever have Post-Vacation Resolutions like New Years Resolutions? One of mine is to wake up every day at 10am. Eastern Time. 9:35 AM Dec 8th from web |
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