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 | dens You know what, I'm gonna treat myself to some mf'ing Chipotle. How do you feel about THAT!?! 11:19 AM Nov 7th from web |
 | Moltz BREAKING: LIEBERMAN THREATENS TO HOLD BREATH UNTIL EVERYONE LOOKS AT HIM. 11:04 AM Nov 7th from web |
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 | sacca About to speak at a "Change We Mother*$&@ing Need and Deserve" event in Portland. Well, I'm paraphrasing the title, but it's in that spirit. 3:53 PM Oct 21st from twitterrific |
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 | crystal thinking about the etymology of the word "shindig." dictionary's statement "probably from the nouns shin and dig" is not helpful. 3:25 PM Oct 7th from web |
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| crystal I hear a man obnoxiously complaining about someone "beating the dead horse" ... Over and over and over again. 10:04 AM Aug 7th from txt |
 | hotdogsladies Apparently, you should pretend to like anyone who pretends to like you. This is called "networking," and it's why the web smells like feet. 7:02 AM Aug 6th from web |
 | Veronica HEHE! Just got an email from my second grade boyfriend. All I really remember is that we both loved Legend of Zelda. 2:52 PM Jul 25th from web |
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 | iraglass Garrison Keillor had a beautiful Czech au pair - was her name Katya or Kaya? I can't believe I don't remember. 12:39 PM Jun 5th from web |
