harrisjsome in the media are already calling it Shoegate. Sigh. We're only a short amount of time until it's a flash ad: "Hit Bush With The Shoe."about 10 hours agofrom twitterrific
JugglingPumbaIn the middle of a romantic dinner with the wife, I said "would you like to know what cardinal direction you are facing?"5:41 PM Dec 13thfrom twitterrific
dcurtis"According the name ‘investors’ to institutions that trade actively is like calling someone who [has many] one-night stands a romantic."4:44 PM Dec 10thfrom web
secrettweet5710 my bf is trying to leave me for a mormon amateur model. shes 7 years younger than us. as sad as i am thats hilarious. good luck w/that12:12 PM Dec 10thfrom SecretTweet
seaofcloudsjust got a haircut. while inspecting her work, the stylist said. "well, it isn't perfect, but it's better than it was."4:31 PM Dec 9thfrom EventBox