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robey "i'm gonna be honest with you: if you ever see a graph that says you had 100% uptime, you have the wrong graph." - @stevej 5:42 PM Dec 12th from NatsuLion

pennjillette : I keep two big breast implants on my desk. Mouse in one hand, implants in the other. I just put a t-shirt over them and they're better. 4:45 PM Dec 12th from web

Remiel Audible.com is designed like a black hole. It sucks so hard that no information can escape. 10:25 AM Dec 12th from txt

_evan Crotchety goes to 11. (That's one additional crotchet.) 12:19 AM Dec 11th from web

delbius Is it *really* true that my laundry isn't going to do itself? No matter how hard I wish for it? 5:40 PM Dec 10th from twhirl

al3x "Magic." "You mean made up?" "That's usually what I mean by 'magic'." 1:28 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie

sockington IS THIS AN EIGHT BIT DEVICE here wait gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw NOW 16-BIT 6:17 PM Dec 8th from web

stevej much like the KGB, I'm getting to the bottom of things with brass knuckles and hershey kisses. 3:40 PM Dec 8th from web

abigvictory I'm so old I remember when Jesus unfollowed Judas for turning on him like that 1:22 PM Dec 8th from web

meangrape Pondering "medium intertia" of IM, email, twitter, SMS. Email is by far the heaviest for me -- once I'm in, I'm stuck. 12:03 PM Dec 8th from web

meangrape Note to self: do not use that brand of wife's conditioner on my beard again -- instant floral perfume is not what I'm going for. 11:28 PM Dec 7th from mobile web

delbius Pet charities are my greatest weakness. After that, it's Diet Coke, then sleeping with two pillows and a blanket. I need vice-ier vices. 2:59 PM Dec 7th from Twittelator

gregpass Dreamt I lunched with @alissa: she was viewing her meal through yellow stained glass, and explained to me the beneficial properties thereof. 5:04 PM Dec 3rd from twitterrific

ericwright Rands's wonderful response to the "mother of invention cop-out: "Panic is the mother of the path of least resistance." 2:50 PM Dec 3rd from twitterrific

goldman @crystal isn't terribly impressed by my Spanish skills. I think queso casalito as a translation for cottage cheese is pretty good. 8:19 PM Dec 2nd from Twitfire in reply to crystal

al3x Wait, "Cyber Monday" is about *shopping*? I have a few IM transcripts to delete 12:41 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific

ericwright Thinking about the overlap between software development and legislature: we have mostly spaghetti code in need of refactoring. 7:47 AM Dec 1st from twitterrific

ericwright Instead of waking up to forget perfectly composed symphonies or perfectly written screenplays, I now wake up and forget a really good tweet. 8:34 AM Nov 30th from twitterrific

Remiel Even with a pitchfork and torch, a single person cannot effectively ostracize another human being. It takes a village. 1:33 PM Nov 26th from web

goldman VMware is some pretty impressive stuff, I have to say. I've got Windows right where I want it ... in a little cage I can ignore. 2:39 PM Nov 25th from twitterrific

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